{"id":302,"date":"2011-06-28T13:02:19","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T13:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/?p=302"},"modified":"2024-05-14T17:36:30","modified_gmt":"2024-05-14T15:36:30","slug":"du-wolltest-kinder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"DU wolltest Kinder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DEUTSCHE GESCHICHTEN<br \/>\nN\u00f6rgelnd trottet ein etwa Achtj\u00e4hriger seinem Vater auf einem Waldwanderweg hinterher.<br \/>\nDer Vater: &#8222;Mensch, stell dich nicht so an! Deine st\u00e4ndige Jammerei nervt.&#8220;<br \/>\nDer Junge: &#8222;DU wolltest Kinder!&#8220;<br \/>\nNEON, April 2011, S. 12<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEUTSCHE GESCHICHTEN N\u00f6rgelnd trottet ein etwa Achtj\u00e4hriger seinem Vater auf einem Waldwanderweg hinterher. Der Vater: &#8222;Mensch, stell dich nicht so an! Deine st\u00e4ndige Jammerei nervt.&#8220; Der Junge: &#8222;DU wolltest Kinder!&#8220; NEON, April 2011, S. 12<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":898,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions\/898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthiaschenk.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}